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Dok se političari još uvek nadmudruju i, pre svega, sve nas do iznemoglosti iscrpljuju, država funkcioniše na donjem minimumu, ali kada su režijske obaveze pitanju, pardona nema, sve se mora izmiriti…

U epizodi: Udri, preko reda

Tračoslava (u pošti): - Ijaooo, bre, kak’a gužva! Ki da nešto delu, a ne da se plačadu računi… Šeširdžija (tiska se odmah iza nje, na polovini kilometarskog reda): - Ta šta ćeš, dobra komšinka! Što se mora nije lako, jal će u protivnom ovi oma da iseku ’lektriku. A, taman sam se navikno da gledim oneg Sulejmana. Ih, kaki je to bio oprasan zavoljevač… Grmalj (iza u redu): - Hik, deder stari, nemo’ više tupit’, ko Boga te molim. Ma koji bre voskovođa? Mani me se tija Turčina, kanda bi voljeli da se oni povrate ovamdole?! Neg daj se pomerat u pravcu napred? Šeširdžija (u sred guranja): - Ta, derane, dajte nemojte se jedit! Ni mi je bilo ni na um da vas iznevriram, a i ja bi se malko pomerio unapred, ko i svi ovi’ dana poslen izbora, ali nikako nema se kude... A, i tak’ imam samo dve malene uplatnice, za struju i vodu...

Grmalj (nategne sadržaj iz boce, pardon – flajke): - Ih, sreće ti, kako, bre, mala, kad po cijeli bogovetni dan zaljevaš one travulj’ne! I kako nemere napred, hik! No si ti mlogo mek, ako si pravi našijenac moraš bit puno tvrđi. Samo ondak se mož’ ići napred. Kao ova napupela seka… E, stan’ der mala, kud si navrla preko reda. Sponzorojka (sva utegnuta i naparfemisana, s velikim i ispupčenim dekolteom): - Zn’či, misim ja nemam vremena da se gužvam u bazdiljavoj, lepljivoj i dosadnoj gužvi! Samo želim da overim, dal mi je pristigla neka lova post-restantom od dečka iz Italije. Baš sam se bruka smorila, treba da idem u šoping, a nemam ni 500 jura. A vi se tripujte do mile volje! Haooos... Grmalj (navrnu čokanj): - Ma, hik, jašta napredna omljadinko, da imaš so čim se proguravat’ kroz život, u to ti vjerujem barem dvostruko. Al’, bona nijesmo ni pasli vjeslo. Treba men’ da propuštite jerbo sam samo htio da uplatim tiket, nešto mi se prikazalo da će ovi moji da rasture danaske...

Student (iz prednjeg dela reda): - Baš su vam argumenti na nivou, a što ja čekam celo jutro da iplatim jedan pišljivi ispit, s kojim, kao i s celim fakuletom, ne da ne znam šta ću. Umesto da sam bildovao ili s ubacio u neku stranku, gde samo nepismeni avanzuju. Pride, neki ste malko promašili adresu – nije ovo kladionica, već državna ustanova.

Grmalj: - E, cvrc, kak nije! Svuđe ti isti ljudi drmaju, sve neki tajkumovi. A, oni baš nikako ne b’ u ovak’u gužvu, a kako čuh - čak su i najveće neplat’še... I ko im šta sme?!

Student: - Pa, da znaš i da ima istine. Ionako je svejedno ko nečim zvanično upravlja, kad se iza kulisa kriju jedne te iste face...

I, svi su oni tako, slučajno ili namerno, ali, ipak, zajedno, nastavili da se guraju za bolje sutra. I uprkos navedenim “tajkumovima“...

Ah, da, umalo da zaboravim - u starčevačkoj opštini ništa novo, osim što su obilne kiše zamenile još nesnosnije suše, što se građani priključuju na kanalizaciju, što je sve spremno za početak ovogodišnjih “Dana druženja“, a 4. “Eks Ju rok fest“je ponovo opravdao renome najrespektabilnijeg muzičkog događaja u regionu. Jedna od glavnih zvezda večeri je, pored Žere, Čonte, Mileta, bio i tamnoputi fudbaler Musa od Gvineje...

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