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Završilo se ovo, nikad uzbudljivije glasanje i to s veoma neočekivanom ishodom, što je izazvalo poprilični stres, pa i strahove, jer evro je već reagovao. Dok se sve to koliko-toliko ne ispegla, mali ljudi će ponovo da nastradaju…

U epizodi: Postizborni stres

Tračoslava (u izvesnoj prodavnici): - Ijaooo, ubi ova skupoča, pa jal su ovi normalni?! Vid ova glupos’ kol’ko košta! Šeširdžija (dok razgleda konzervu): - Nemo’ se jediti, dobra komšinka! Ta nevroza utiče na ono, kak se zove – ten! Auu, jes paprena ova pašteta, al ne od ljutinu, već od ljuti’ cifara.
Grmalj (obrati se kasirki): - Hik, a od kog je andraka ova kleka, majke ti, kad ’volko staje! Da nijesu pekli rakiju od onijeh dijamanta od 24 karte?
Sponzorojka (sva utegnuta i naparfemisana, razgleda kozmetiku): - Zn’či, ja se, baš, ložim na dijamante do bola, jeee! Ne da me smorilo, ono to to-zla za medalju, pa bi baš pasovala neka ogrlica!
Grmalj (navrnu čokanj): - Ma, jašta napućena omljadinko, nije ti ovo tamo neka brlja, no prava klasa! Al, što jes – jes! Ne da prećeraše s cijenom, ko da je stvarno načinjena od samog zlata. A, i ova kilava vlada pušća da jevro skače, li skače, al sve će to da udesi naš novi prešćednik, jerbo je on pravi Srbin…
Student (s hlebom i jogurtom u korpi): - Baš se ovde razbacuje s nakitom raznih fela. Uoči nove finansijske krize i mogućnosti raspada evro-zone troši se naveliko i pare se bacaju na široki spektar budalaština. S druge strane, optužuje se aktuelna vlast za loš život, a interesantno je kako su čak i oni stariji do nedavno bili zadovoljni i samo jednom veknom. A, tada je novi predsednik bio i te kako bitan faktor…
Grmalj (ljutito): - Nije tačno, more! On se vazda borio za srpstvo i nik’da nije bio izdajnik, ko oni “požutjeli“. Eto, već se sprema u posjet ruskoj braći…
Student: - Da, da, ide da se pravda “braći“, pošto je već bio na raportu kod američkih gazda. A, kad je o izdaji reč, zar nije na ovim prostorima najsramnije kad neko izda kuma!
I, svi su oni tako, slučajno ili namerno, ali, ipak, zajedno, nastavili da veruju u bolje sutra, pa makar i uz kohabitaciju! Ah, da, umalo da zaboravim - u starčevačkoj opštini ništa novo, osim što kiše ne jenjavaju, što je otvoren novi vrtić, održano veče poljske kulture, Gitarijada neolita, Opštinu posetila ambasadorka SAD Meri Vorlik, fudbalski Borac stigao do četvrtfinala vojvoćanskog kupa, gostovali Žumberčani, teku pripreme za 4. “Eks Ju rok fest“, a na nedavnim izborima je lista “Najbolje za Starčevo - Petar Andrejić“, ubedljivo trijumfovala. Kad su već izbori u pitanju, u vreme izborne ćutnje u KKK “predstavili“ su se gotovo svi predsednički kandidati u izbedbi Darka Ješića. Zvezda je rođena…

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