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Nakon što ih nije bilo ravno četiri godine, što je u ovdašnjem modernom višestranačju nezabeleženo, najzad je krenula kampanja. Toliko isčekivanje nas je, naviknute na ranija silna biranja, pored mnogih budalastih stvari, učinilo ovisnim i od samih izbora. Iako se svi tobože zgražavaju od politike, mnogi su pohrlili da podrže neke svoje kandidate…

U epizodi: Da podržimo najbolje

Tračoslava (u hodniku institucije u kojoj se prikupljaju potpisi za prijave kandidata): - Di s’, bre, komšo?! A, ja te baš jurila da pridržimo ove naše, jer, ko velim, najbolji su! A imadu i žena na listu…

Šeširdžija (zabrinut): - Ta, neznam, šta da ti o tom divanim! Nije da sam anti-protivan tem ženskom pitanju, al’ mi, paori smo danaske u zemlju najgllavni, jer brez nas ne bi bilo šta da se ize, a ondak nema ni života. Nevolja je golema jal nema seljačke partije, a prav’ da velim neznadem ko nas iskreno podržava. Možda malko ovi domaći…

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Sponzorojka (s dekoltiranom ultra-kratež haljinom i potpeticama od pola metra): - Zn’či, mis’im, de treba se potpiše za ove što im peva DŽenan. On je taako kuuul, baš smo se bruka zgotivili neko veče na splavu. Zn’či, obećo baja da će me vodi na neku turneju, ako se nažvrljam za tamo neke, koji oće neku departijpadaciju ili tako nešto. Mada ne razumem u čemu je tu uopšte fora, jeee…
Grmalj: - Ma, kak’a departapa… Sve ti to lagarija, sam ’oću da prevaru narod, pa da vi’š kak’ će da zapošljavaju svoji. I još vele kak’ će da dovuku neke fabrike od kola. Ma, sve lažu, al’ vojvoda će ih sviju da najuri i da nas spasi…

Student (hlaadnokrvno dobaci iz prikrajka): - Kakvo crno spasenje?! I to malo jada bi propalo kad bi nas on zajašio, a ništa bolji nije ni onaj njegov bivši kum, što mu ju zabio nož u leđa! Vreme je da se okrenemo sebi i da podržimo obične, vredne i hrabre ljude, koji će za solidnu platu pošteno raditi za narod, stimulisati proizvođače, smestiti krimose i nasilinike u buvaru… I, najbitnije - priznati grešku kada pogreše, jer i oni su ljudi! To definitivno ne mogu oni koji su hteli da kolju zarđalom kašikom…
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I, svi su oni tako, slučajno ili namerno, ali, ipak, zajedno, nastavili da potpisuju podrške za neku bolju budućnost…
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