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“ Kad je džabe i so je slatka, a kamoli slatkiši! Ali i kad se nešto deli besplatno, i kad je još to nešto namenjeno deci, najmanje što se tada od ljudskih bića očekuje jeste da pokažu munimum dostojanstva… Ali nekima izgleda ništa nije sveto, a pojedincima je veoma teško udeliti epitet ljudski…

U epizodi: Drž’ paketić!



Tračoslava (hitajući ka izvesnom trgu): - Daj, bre gas, komšo, jal viš kak’a je gužva? Ma, sve če nam razgrabu, nečemo moči ništa da damo decama!

Šeširdžija (sav zadihan od jurnjave i podebele trbušine): - Puf, pant, ta, di si zaždila! A, ne mogu leteti! Kud si me digla s klanja. Baš sam se zdravo nacepo džigerice i prljene kožure, a taman ova moja bacila kobasice u renlu! Ta, ako ne navatamo niš’, opravićemo svinjske paketiće za one naše omladince.

Tračoslava (ljutito): - A, komšo, baš si čuknut! Ne preterivaj s te tvoje mrsove, ima da se raspukneš od sala! Ovi pokloni su ti direkt od Deda Mraza! Auuu, kak’a rulja! (Obrati se mladoj i jedroj razbijačici) A, dis’ ti krenula, da nis’ malo matora za ovu zabavu…

Sponzorojka (sva fensi našljaskana): - Zn’či tetka iskuliraj me, keve ti! Misim, nije taj paketić za mene, jeee, već za mog budućeg bebirona! Kasni mi već metar i po dana, što je bruka dobar znak, pa sam krenula da prikupljam bebeće zanimacije! Uuu, što se “čuju“ ovi likovi! (našprica masu parfemom).
Grmalj (vidno nakresan od besplatnih “toplih“ napitaka): - Khh, khh! U ti bokca, kakav je ovo bojni otrov? E, nećete me zaustavit’ do plena! Obeć’o gazdarici kafane da ispeglamo crtu s dva paketića

Deda Mraz (Student): - Ho, ho, ho! Ajde ljudi prestanite da se gurate i grabite po više komada! Dozvolite da prvo svako prisutno dete dobije po paketić, pa ako ostane…
Grmalj (ispi na eks čašicu vruće radže): - Blurp! Ne’š vala ti men’ učit’! Mo’š prodavat’ pamjet u tu tvoju sjevernu Irsku, na ti irvasi! Ođe sam ja najglavni, ču li?! Hik!
Deda Student : - Kao prvo Deda Mraz ne ‘ivi u Irskoj, nego u polarnim krajevima Finske. A, drugo ovi paketići su namenjeni deci, kako bi ih omiljeni lik obradovao i nagradio, jer su bila dobra tokom godine. Cilj onih koji smislili ovo jeste da se mališani pravilno razvijaju i stiču lepe uspomene. Vi stariji treba da svojim primerom doprinesete ovoj svečanosti i ukažete najmlađima na prave vrednosti, a ne da im nekulturom i grabežljivošću zgrozite ovaj divan prednovogodišnji dan, začinjen Deda Mrazom, poklonima jelkom, ukrasima, osmesima…
Grmalj (nervozno): - Ma, nis’ ti nikaki Deda Mraz, kad tako trućaš! Ja ću teb’ smjenit’ i predložit’ sebe za v.d. Mraza i da viš’ kako ću rasturit’ ovu gužvu i sve lijepo uredit’!
Deda Student: - Poznato mi je i to, iako sam s dalekog severa! Mnogi bi ovde samo kritikovali i smenjivali, a ne nude nikakva rešenje. Jedino im bitno je da sednu u fotelju, dokopaju se plena i zapale u bežaniju! Pa, makar se radilo i samo o dečijim novogodišnjim paketićima…

I, svi su oni tako, ne hajeći za mudrosti Deda Mraza, slučajno ili namerno, ali, ipak, zajedno, nastavili da se guraju i laktaju za tamo neke paketiće, misleći da se baš u njima nalazi bolja budućnost…

Ah, da, umalo da zaboravim - u starčevačkoj opštini ništa novo, osim što je zabeleo prvi sneg i pokrio (beli) breg, nastavljeni su radovi na vrtiću i lokalima na stadionu, kao i krečenje unutrašnjosti ambulante, odbojkaški “Borac“ je pobedom u glavnom gradu nastavio ljutu borbu za Super ligu, a fudbalski se, osetno pojačan igrački i kadrovski, takođe oštri za atak na vrh. Logično, jer klub s takvim uslovima, podrškom i publikom zaslužuje najmanje jedan rang iznad ovog!

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