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Nasilničko pešačenje na Kipar

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I najnovija godinica, kako se i strepilo, nimalo nije krenula optimistički. Uprkos ranijim pričama o ekonomskom preporodu, zasad se ozbiljno govori jedino o rekordnim inflacijama, novim nametima, porezima, a naročito o kaznama. E, tu izgleda nikako ne izostajemo za Evropom, bar, kad su “sitne ribe“ u pitanju...

U epizodi: Nasilničko pešačenje na Kipar
v Tračoslava (mašući poznatom joj liku na jednoj od gradskih ulica pokraj velelepne Maksi-tvorevine): - Ma, stan' komšo! Di s' poš'o?!
ŠeširDŽija (stade kao ukopan): - Ijuu, ta, zdravo si me prepa'nula, komšinka! Ja t' zaitao na pijac da vidim jal štogođ ona moja sosa raskrčmila od oni pinDŽura i turšiji...
Tračoslava: - Uff, čekaj me, bre, komšo, vi'š kako je sklisko! I ja idem u tem pravcu! Oču da kupim onem mom neki mobilan, ijuuu (prosu se po sred kolovoza). ŠeširDŽija (priteče joj upomoć): - Ne daj se, dobra moja košminice! Jal si silno uganula guzicu! Aj, lagano diž' istu!
Murga Drot (dočeka ih na trotoaru) : - E, pa, gospodo iz ruralnih krajeva, isprave molim! Napravili ste prekršaj prelaska ulice van pešačkog prelaza! Slede vam kazne u iznosu od po tri hiljade dinara i pet kaznenih poena!
Tračoslava (dade se u kuknjavu): - Ijaoo, ijaoo, nemo'te drug-gospodin, imam decu bez pos'o, sitnog muža...
Murga Drot : - E, nema opravdanja, zakon jednak za sve!
Grmalj (prelazi ulice neizbežnim “čokanjčetom“): - Hik, bre, šta je ovo! Neki štrajk, jel se deli nešto?
Murga Drot (surovoga lika): - O-ho-ho, još jedan prekršitelj, al' se puni tefterče! Isprave na sunce!
Grmalj (jedva se zaustavi): - Hik, pa šta sam uradeo! Nisam se potuk'o, ima metar dana!
Murga Drot (nepokolebljivo): - A, prvoborac, pa, nasilnički se prelazi ulica van pešačkog i to u alkoholisanom stanju! E, to ima te košta deset crvenih i 15 bodova! U, bre, stop, stani! (umalo da ga pregazi auto).
Sponzorojka (jedva prikoči moćnog pajera): - Zn'či, kakvo je ovo smaranje! Pa, žurim na fu-ka u Strahinjića bana...
Murga Drot (surovoga lika): - Au, što udara kolonjska, za promenu (pogleda u Grmalja) ccc, to se juri čitavih 65, kroz grad! Još po trotoaru! I da se ne izmakoh, ode glava!
Sponzorojka (pocrvenevši): - Zn'či, mis'im, nisam navikla na njač-me! Moj dečko je dosad uvek imao automatike. Bruka mu loše ide šljaka u Italiji u zadnje vreme, jee.. Student (razgovara prelazeći pešački s mobilnim u ruci): - Ne, brini nabaviću ti te skripte za obligacije, al' može i na foru kod matorog...
Murga Drot (oduševljeno): - E, danas je moj dan! Prelazak ulice dok lice razgovara mobilnim telefonom - tri poena i tri hiljadarke! Ovako se nisam ovajdio od Kosova... Student: - Od kad takva revnosnost! Da ste mi, bar, dali šesticu - čisto za prolaz! I, to, baš, pored zdanja nepristojno bogatog maksi-delta gospodina! Sve me zanima dal' bi i njemu dodelili nekog petaka?!
Murga Drot: - Znam dotičnog, al ga nikad nisam vid'o da nepropisno prelazi ulicu! Zakon je jednak...
Student: - Znam, za sve... Skoro! A, što bi je “dotični“ i prelazio, kada ima “preča posla“. On radije prelazi neke granice u pravcu raznih Kipara, i to DŽepova punih naših mučenih para, za koje ga je onomad i sam predsednik opominjao...
I, svi su oni tako, slučajno ili namerno, ali, ipak, zajedno, nastavili da spasavaju buDŽet plaćajući kazne iz svojih gologuzih DŽepova. Dotle neki drugi novci “letuju“ na egzotičnim arhipelazima...
Ah, da, umalo da zaboravim - u starčevačkoj opštini ništa novo, osim što je zagudilo i zasnežilo, što se praznovalo, mezetilo i lumpovalo, proslavljeni su Božići, ali i dočekale Nove godine, od kojih ova domaća - na Trgu neolita, uz rakete, di-DŽeja, kuvano vino, vruću raDŽu, a posebno - uz spektakularne krofnice čuvenog tandema kulinarskih magova Peconi-Slađoni!

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